I Like Big Butts - Funny Apron

I Like Big Butts Apron  …and you cannot lie. Who doesn’t appreciate a perfectly round and, dare we say, juicy butt? There’s nothing to be shy about, we know you’re referring only to that specially ordered ham that’s been patiently waiting in your freezer for your next big back yard extravaganza. What other butt would you be talking about, that’s totally inappropriate! This apron makes a great gift for that oh-so special ham in your life.    Funny & Functional  More than just a novelty gift. Multiple useful pockets make it easy to store tongs, meat thermometers, etc. The high-quality thick cotton fabric protects clothes from splashing oil and allows our aprons to be used for years to come. Our screen printing process ensures that it will not fade, chip, or peel when washed. AIR DRY ONLY. Using a traditional spin dryer will cause the apron to shrink. One Size Fits ALL Our aprons measure 27.5x33 Inches. Complete with a fully adjustable neck strap and extra-long 40" waist ties,  it's u