If You're Reading This Bring Me A Beer - Funny Beer Apron

If You're Reading This Bring Me A Beer Apron What? It’s a barbecue, somebody bring the man a cold one! He’s been slaving away over a hot grill just to feed everyone a keep a smile on their faces. But he was strategic, he knows that out of everyone who reads the apron and gets a good laugh, he’s bound to have some percentage of return. So if the man has a spatula in one hand and the other one is empty—-you know what you have to do.    Funny & Functional  More than just a novelty gift. Multiple useful pockets make it easy to store tongs, meat thermometers, etc. The high-quality thick cotton fabric protects clothes from splashing oil and allows our aprons to be used for years to come. Our screen printing process ensures that it will not fade, chip, or peel when washed. AIR DRY ONLY. Using a traditional spin dryer will cause the apron to shrink.   One Size Fits ALL Our aprons measure 27.5x33 Inches. Complete with a fully adjustable neck strap and extra-long 40" waist ties,  it's univer