Shut Up and Eat My Meat - Funny Grill Apron

Shut Up And Eat My Meat  You can see the look on his face when the questions start coming in. Is this organic? Grass-fed? Sustainably farmed? His eyes are glazing over as he begins to tune it all out. They’re either going to eat it or they’re not, right? He’s the one doing the cooking and he doesn’t have time for all these shenanigans. One more finicky inquiry and he might just have to put his foot down. This apron is perfect for the guy who’s meats are fabulous wherever they come from and however, he cooks them. “I only eat 85% lean—“ SHUT UP AND EAT MY MEAT.    Funny & Functional  More than just a novelty gift. Multiple useful pockets make it easy to store tongs, meat thermometers, etc. The high-quality thick cotton fabric protects clothes from splashing oil and allows our aprons to be used for years to come. Our screen printing process ensures that it will not fade, chip, or peel when washed. AIR DRY ONLY. Using a traditional spin dryer will cause the apron to shrink.   One Siz