Santa's Little Helper

Everyone has their own thing.  Ya know, the thing they like that might not be considered "normal" or even "experimental".  Santa's been been around for hundreds of years, so he's gotta mix it up to keep things interesting...obviously South Pole St. Nick: Right down candy cane lane It’s a medical procedure (it's not) Improper behavior in the workplace Putting himself on the naughty list They’re using lots of lube Sticking his cane in company ink All ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way. Generally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed. Can't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically).  Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :)