St. Patrick's Day Shirt

  THE STORY Everyone's got one. The designated St. Patrick's Day shirt that's usually crammed in the back of the closet for most of the year. It's usually green, smells bad and is often adorned with Guinness stains. This year, don't mess around with those half-witted crude catchphrase shirts and focus on what St. Patrick's Day is really about - socially-accepted public intoxication.