Birthday Collection - Blank Greeting Cards (72pcs)

Forget those saccharine Hallmark disasters. These cards gleam with actual gold and silver foil—because apparently regular paper wasn't fancy enough for your cousin's third wedding. The inside remains mercifully blank, sparing recipients from pre-written sentiments. Each card arrives in a cello sleeve with an envelope and they are bar-coded.Kit Includes: 12 Blank Greeting Cards, 6pcs of each Remember Dial-up Internet? Fuck you’re old. You’re only as old as the Botox you can feel. Happy non-milestone birthday Happy Birthday. Hope you love this card gift. HB, you basic B**ch. Happy Birthday from our parent’s favorite child It’s your special day (you and only 22,143,800 others) Eat your fucking Bithday cake Birthday Queen In low light, you could pass for 38. Liar, you love birthdays. Happy birthday, you lovable asshole