I'm a Surgical Tech

"I’m Not a Psychopath, I’m a Scrub Tech" Sweatshirt   Humor Sharp Enough to Cut Through the OR Tension This sweatshirt doesn’t just make a statement—it makes an incision. Whether you’re navigating life in the OR or out in the wild where people actually think you’re a nurse (ugh), this snarky Bella + Canvas 3719 Pullover Fleece Hoodie is here to scrub out misunderstandings and suture up your style. Made with premium materials as dependable as your favorite suture scissors, this hoodie delivers the cozy confidence you need. The super-soft fleece is warmer than the heated blanket you wish your OR had, while the white cord drawstring adds a touch of sterile swag. Kangaroo pockets are perfect for hiding your caffeine stash or pretending you don’t have to fetch one more thing for the surgeon. And with ribbed cuffs and a flattering fit, this hoodie is proof that you can look sharp without the scalpel. So whether you’re suiting up for post-call errands or just want a subtle reminder to the wor