T-Shirt — "All My Money I Spent on Booze, The Rest I Just Wasted" Funny Drinking Tee

This classic crewneck tee carries a dry, hand-lettered joke that lands with a wry smile. Soft, midweight cotton and a relaxed cut make it easy to throw on for coffee runs, late-night hangs, or lazy weekends. The simple black ink illustration and casual script sit chest-center for low-key, confident humor — the kind that starts conversations without trying too hard. It wears like an everyday staple and reads like a private joke shared with friends.Product features- Twill shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize the back- Tubular, no-side-seam construction for a smooth look and reduced waste- Ribbed, seam-free collar for elastic shape retention- Medium-weight 100% cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, comfortable wear; natural color shows tiny flecks- DTG and DTF printing used for crisp artwork; tear-away label for scratch-free comfortCare instructions- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Do not iron- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Tumble dry: low heatEU representa