No Talkie Before Coffee

I have a friend who grunts when rising from bed, then grunts while in the kitchen, then magically speaks in a most civilized manner after drinking precious coffee. Sounds familiar? Let's buy them a t-shirt today to let them know we understand them. Shall we? FREE SHIPPING within the US! The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability. Good to Know: Our t-shirts are 100% cotton (yesss!) They come with a tear-away label (for your comfort) They run true to size (perfect!)   S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 Sleeve length, in 7.2 7.8 8.2 8.7 9.3 9.8 10.2 10.8   Useful techy details: .: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180