Stainless Steel (Double-Walled) Hydration H2O Bottle

This stealthy bowling-pin shaped 17 ounce high-grade stainless steel bottle fits everywhere. "They" say women should drink 91 oz of H2O a day and Men 120 oz. * So keep filling this bottle.  * We aren't doctors.  There's text on the H2o bottle with a very important reminder from the best-selling fully-illustrated college survival guide: "All I Need To Know I Learned From My College Bar" - "Suit up and show up... even if hungover."  Don't forget it... it'll pay dividends your whole life.  Especially in college. And after college.  H2o Bottle Directions: Fill, drink, hand wash.  Repeat. Wink.  SECRET HANGOVER RECIPE: Water, one lemon and lots of fresh ginger.  • High-grade stainless steel • 17 oz (500 ml) • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm) • Vacuum flask... the best! • Double-wall construction • Bowling pin shape • Glossy finish • Odorless and leak-proof cap • Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h) • Hand-wash only Disclaimer: Keeping water in the