Strong Hold Pomade - Disgruntled NCO

FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $75+ The Important Stuff: This formula has a strong hold that will last all day long. If your hair gets messed up throughout the day, just add a little water to reactivate the hold. It's water soluble and easily washes out in the shower. All of our pomade scents are inspired by true stories. The Story, as told by SSG Billings: After eating MREs for nearly a week, I promised my joes some hot chow. Following a long 12-hour patrol capturing HVTs, I took my section to the chow hall. We had 10 minutes until closing time, so we hauled ass to get there. Upon entering the doorway, we were greeted by a fat career E5; you know, the kind that spends all day breathing heavy and being upset because they haven’t seen their dick since the Gulf War. SGT Dickie-do: SSG, I can’t let you and your guys in the chow hall. You’re too dirty. You’ll have to go and change then come back. Don’t worry, there may still be some leftover plates out for you when you come back.Me: Look motherfu