Strong Hold Pomade- I Married A Stripper

FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $75+ The Important Stuff: This formula has a strong hold that will last all day long. If your hair gets messed up throughout the day, just add a little water to reactivate the hold. It's water soluble and easily washes out in the shower. All of our pomade scents are inspired by true stories. The Story: Every unit has one: the Soldier that falls in love with the first female that isn't creeped out by them. Being the sophisticated classy man that he is, Private James frequented the local gentleman's club. He was a regular; had the lunch punch card and everything. But it wasn't just the killer $5 lunch special that had our buddy James going back, it was her- Miss Fantasy. After blowing his entire re-up bonus, she finally agreed to go to Denny's with him. One thing led to another, and before he knew it, Private James was three babies deep with a woman who thought chocolate milk came from brown cows. Of course it ended in divorce! It always does. In Private James' de