Santa Was an Airborne Ranger - Men's T-Shirt

Santa was a Ranger, no North Pole charade,Jumping HALO from the stratosphere, no reindeer brigade.Forget about the sleigh, he's got an Osprey in flight,Dropping presents from altitude, in the dead of the night.Rudolph's got NVGs, and Blitzen wears a plate,Dancer and Prancer got kitted; man, they all look great.No more "Ho Ho Ho," it's "Rangers Lead The Way,"They're rocking this Christmas in a military display.So if you're up late and you hear a thud or two,It's not the sound of carolers coming to you.It's Santa the Ranger, boots on the ground,Delivering freedom and gifts, all year round.   .: Retail fit .: 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size