Quilted Cat Tee

Protect Your Peace. Protect Your Nap. "Some cats chase mice. This one chases the perfect nap temperature." You know that moment when you finally find the perfect blanket configuration? When you're not too hot, not too cold, and the world can't touch you? This cat lives there permanently. Wrapped in a patchwork quilt like the world's coziest burrito, he's achieved what we all dream of: complete and utter unbotheredness. While you're out here answering emails and pretending to be a functioning adult, he's mastered the art of simply not. No meetings. No small talk. Just pure, quilted bliss. This tee is for everyone who considers "staying in bed" a valid weekend plan. Printed on Comfort Colors (because scratchy shirts are the enemy of peace), it's your official uniform for rainy Sundays, early bedtimes, and that beautiful moment when you cancel plans to read a book instead. The Hibernation Mode Bundle (FREE with Every Tee) Your personal hibernation starter pack... Cozy Soundtrack Collecti