Screen Time Chipmunk Tee

The 2am Glow Is Real "It's not insomnia if you're having a good time." Here's the thing about being a night person: everyone else thinks you're broken. "Why are you still awake?" they ask, like sleep is some kind of moral obligation. Meanwhile, this chipmunk has cracked the code. Headphones on. Screen glowing. The rest of the world asleep. This is when life actually happens. No interruptions. No "quick questions." No one asking what you're doing or why you're doing it. Just you, your screen, and whatever rabbit hole you've fallen into this time. Could be a three hours of short videos. Could be rewatching the same comfort show for the millionth time. Could be absolutely nothing productive and that's the whole point. The blue light isn't keeping you awake—you were never going to sleep anyway. Might as well enjoy it. This tee is for everyone who's tired of explaining that 2am is actually their most productive time (even if "productive" means "finally relaxed enough to exist"). Printed on