I'm Not The Bigger Person Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

For when “seasonal cheer” meets “corporate rage.” This sweatshirt is the perfect outfit for holiday parties where someone will say “Let’s circle back” and you will consider using your laptop as a weapon of emotional expression. Festive enough to pass as office-appropriate. Aggressive enough to get you quietly removed from the Secret Santa list. Wear it when you're done being the bigger person. Wear it when the group chat gets passive-aggressive. Wear it when Carol from HR starts quoting the handbook. Material: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. Fabric blends: Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.