Shelby County Hat - The Tall Boy

What is it?  A modern, polyester flatbill hat made specifically for the residents of Shelby County. Put this bad boy on your head and you're sure to make everyone else in Alabaster jealous. You might even have a few Pelham residents think it's cool (not guaranteed).   If you're a fan of flatbills, you're going to LOVE this hat. It holds its structure form perfectly, the bill stays nice and flat, and the snapback closure makes perfect for those among us with hard to fit heads.  What's it good for?  Attending baseball games Playing poker  Playing chess Playing Animal Crossing  Rollerblading through Alabaster  Playing bass guitar on a stage  Keeping the sun out of your eyes Keeping the sun off of the back of your neck (backwards mode only) Looking hella fly  A night out in Pelham Eating sushi Coding and/or hacking Attending concerts Attending fairs Attending virtually anything in Chelsea (it'll be the coolest hat there) What's it make you feel like?  It's a beautiful Saturday aft