🐄 99% Chance I Don’t Care – Sarcastic Sleepy Cow T-Shirt

🐄 99% Chance I Don’t Care – Sarcastic Sleepy Cow T-Shirt Low energy. Lower tolerance. This tee is for those days when you're out of patience—and you want the world to know it. Featuring a tired-eyed cartoon cow surrounded by daisies and drenched in don't-give-a-moo vibes, the “There’s a 99% Chance I Don’t Care” shirt is the ultimate anti-drama declaration. 🌼 Why It’s Udderly Perfect: Made from a soft, comfy cotton/poly blend Hilarious high-quality DTG graphic that won’t fade Relaxed unisex fit from S to 3XL Lightweight and breathable—great for lounging, errands, or ignoring people Mood: permanently unimpressed 🎁 Best Gift For: Grumpy coworkers and unbothered teens Cow lovers with sass Friends who are over it Yourself—because... same