What Chains? – Winter RV Panic Hoodie

Some people head for the slopes. Others accidentally slide down them in a 30-foot house on wheels. The What Chains? hoodie captures that frosty moment of RV misjudgment when tire traction meets delusion—and a squirrel with popcorn watches your fate unfold. Perfect for winter warriors who believe in spontaneity, downhill momentum, and ignoring road signs that say “Chains Required.” Perfect for: RVers who treat blizzards as “mild challenges” Campground comedians with seasonal trauma Anyone who’s said “we’ll be fine” on a mountain pass and instantly regretted it Features: Gildan 18500 Hoodie – a heavyweight classic built for cold weather and bad decisions Soft, pill-resistant fleece – cozy enough to cry into Unisex fit – for the driver, the navigator, and the squirrel Durable screen print – survives snow, ice, and ego damage   Wear it on your next wintry expedition—or while waiting for the tow truck. Either way, it’s not the chains’ fault.