At Least I'm Not a Serial Killer Funny Mother's Father's Day Cards

Not every kid grows up to be a doctor — sometimes just not being a felon is the real win. At Least I’m Not a Serial Killer is the perfect funny Mother’s Day or Father’s Day card for parents who appreciate sarcasm, dark humor, and a little emotional damage. Ideal for anyone shopping for a card from an adult child, this one delivers laughs without the mush. Whether it's for mom, dad, step-parent, or someone who helped raise a semi-decent human, this sarcastic card celebrates parental success... by very low standards. A funny Mother’s or Father’s Day card for parents who raised a weirdo — but not a murderer.