Funny Birthday Card Hope You Live Long Enough to Piss Yourself
$6.00
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Goals? Questionable. Funny? Absolutely. This funny birthday card sets the bar high (or maybe low) with a wish for longevity—at a cost.Perfect for a dad birthday card, mom birthday card, or a friend birthday card, this hilarious greeting card is great for anyone who embraces aging with a sense of humor.For those who love funny, unique birthday cards, this one keeps it real. Because if they live long enough, well… you know what happens next.
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