Funny Birthday Card May Your Cake Always Be Moist

Nothing ruins a birthday faster than a dry cake. This funny happy birthday card wishes the recipient one of life’s greatest blessings—moist, delicious cake. But let’s be real, it’s also an opportunity to make them deeply uncomfortable with one of the most hated words in the English language: moist.If you’re looking for a snarky card that’s perfect for a friend, husband, wife, or anyone who hates the word "moist" (so, most people), this one’s a winner. Whether they’re turning 25 or 75, they deserve cake that’s fluffy and not a choking hazard.For lovers of hilarious greeting cards that make people laugh and squirm, this is the ultimate birthday pick. Just don’t be surprised if they shudder when they read it.