Funny Birthday Card One Year Closer to a Golden Girl

Congratulations! You’re officially one step closer to trading in your regular wardrobe for caftans, hoarding cheesecake, and delivering savage one-liners with the confidence of a woman who’s seen some sh*t. This funny birthday card is perfect for anyone who’s aging gracefully—or at least pretending to.Whether it’s a mom birthday card, a hilarious card for a friend, or a snarky birthday card for someone who appreciates a good Blanche Devereaux moment, this funny greeting card celebrates the inevitable march toward senior discounts, early bird specials, and an unfiltered opinion on literally everything.For those who love funny, unique greeting cards, this one guarantees a laugh. Just remind them: aging isn’t scary when you do it like a Golden Girl. Now, pass the cheesecake and pour the wine.