Funny Birthday Card Shit Without Assistance

At a certain age, “Happy Birthday” starts to mean “Congrats on still being able to function without help.” This funny birthday card for adults celebrates another year of independence—especially in the bathroom department.Perfect for a dad birthday card, mom birthday card, or a friend with a great sense of humor, this hilarious card is both a celebration and a reminder that aging is coming for us all. Whether they’re turning 30 or 70, it’s never too early to appreciate the little things—like not needing a nurse to help them wipe.For fans of funny, unique greeting cards, this is the perfect mix of snark and truth. Because let’s be honest, the real birthday wish is staying self-sufficient for another year.