I Turned Out Great So You're Welcome Funny Mothers Fathers Day Card

Looking for a funny Mother’s Day card or Father’s Day card that says “thank you” without actually saying thank you? This one’s for the adult child who turned out amazing (despite their parents’ best efforts). Bold, sarcastic, and totally unapologetic, this greeting card is perfect for moms, dads, step-parents, or whoever raised your charming, semi-functional self. Printed on luxe cardstock and designed for people who prefer humor over sappy poems, this card is a hilarious way to show love to your parents—especially if your love language is sarcasm and emotional avoidance. Ideal for anyone shopping for a funny card for mom or dad that doesn’t suck.