Thanks for Keeping the Kids Alive and Still Letting Me Touch Your Boobs Funny Mother's Day Card

Parenting is hard. Being hot is harder. Thanks for Keeping the Kids Alive and Still Letting Me Touch Your Boobs is the funny Mother’s Day card for your wife or partner who’s juggling chaos and still somehow putting up with you. This card is perfect for the hot mom who does it all — snacks packed, meltdowns managed, and somehow still down to get frisky after bedtime (occasionally). Whether she’s your baby mama, wifey, or co-parent with benefits, this Mother’s Day card brings the humor and the horny in one perfect line. A funny Mother’s Day card for partners who know they’re lucky — and want her to know it too.