5oz. SANTA'S CRACK!

DARK ROAST! 5oz. whole bean coffee blend Ever wonder how Santa pulls off the most impossible all-nighter in human history? One night. Billions of presents. Zero sleep. The man’s got reindeer, magic, and an iron will—but even that only gets him so far. What really keeps him going? SANTA'S CRACK! This ultra-charged coffee blend is Santa’s secret stash: a 50/50 mix of smooth, chocolatey Guatemalan Arabica and a bold, almost-too-dark roasted Vietnamese Robusta—a bean naturally loaded with way more caffeine. Together they create a cup that hits hard, tastes incredible, and fuels the kind of holiday hustle only the Big Guy truly understands. The Guatemala brings cozy notes of milk chocolate, caramel, and warm sweetness. The Vietnam Robusta brings thunder—deep, smoky intensity and a caffeine punch strong enough to power a sleigh, eight reindeer, and one slightly overwhelmed legend in a red suit. Whether you’re wrapping, baking, shopping, or just trying to survive December…This is the cup that