Warning: May Contain Alcohol

The Surgeon General warns you that the consumption of alcohol may impair your ability to operate heavy machinery and may cause health problems. Well good thing us dads mostly aren't surgeons or generals. There's a good chance this dad contains alcohol. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center Size guide   S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28