SQL Master - Here I Come to Save the Day T-Shirt

Find your toughest SQL assignment and reflect on the madness it was. Embarrassing data structures, zero documentation, terrible lag, legacy everything...but you cracked it. You're a freaking hero, a bad ass SQL Master that saves the day over and over. If this is you or someone you admire or, hand on heart, that someone that saved your day (I'm talking to YOU great on the business, but lower-than-you-care-to-admit-on-the-technical-whose-ass-was-saved-by-this-person), get this t-shirt and hand it over to those deserving.