Advice From A Crab Tee

Ever wished you could send a salty comeback without actually having to say a word? We’ve all been there—Monday mood on max, running errands, and wishing you could just crab-walk away from forced conversations. Enter your new favorite tee: it says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to. 🦀 Introducing the “Advice From A Crab” Tee—a funny shirt designed for women who are fluent in both sass and self-care. This isn’t just another basic top. It’s pure, unfiltered attitude wrapped in buttery-soft cotton, giving you a boost of confidence (and a side-eye) while keeping you totally cozy all day. FEATURES & BENEFITS 👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute Imagine tossing