Allergic to Pendejos, pendejas, pendejada

Warning: Wearing this hoodie may result in uncontrollable eye-rolling, reduced tolerance for nonsense, and spontaneous removal of toxic people from your life. If you’re allergic to pendejos and your patience expired years ago, this hoodie is your new uniform. Comfy, bold, and guaranteed to make at least three people clutch their invisible pearls—perfect for parties, brunch, grocery store trips, and anywhere you want the message to be loud without you saying a word.   Ideal for the unapologetically real, the sarcastic, the “I said what I said” crew, and anyone who believes self-care starts with a strong boundary and a cute hoodie.   Product Features Cozy 2-piece jersey-lined hood for comfort while avoiding pendejo energy Relaxed dropped-shoulder fit — because being bothered is not on today’s agenda Handy pouch pocket for snacks, petty thoughts, or emergency lip gloss OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified — because we’re allergic to harmful chemicals too Fair Labor Association + WRAP certifi