Sniff My Skidmark Prank Mail

PRANK YOUR FRIENDS! Send a Sniff My Skidmark prank box 100% ANONYMOUSLY! ***FREE SHIPPING!*** Inside the empty box is a prank card, and a real pair of men's underwear with a fake hand-drawn brown marker skidmark (all skids will look different, I'm using markers, and the underwear is brand new, of course). The card is blank on the back. It will absolutely keep them guessing! We'll mail this completely anonymously from our PO Box in Michigan, with no invoice, receipt, or packing slip, directly to your victim! They'll never know who sent it, unless you confess! (and we'll never tell) So mail some fun and embarrassing hijinks...  PRANK SOMEONE TODAY!