Cluelessness

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” You know who said that? Of course you don’t. Dumbass. PERFECT FOR: Tech support employees Our beleaguered customer service team Journalists Dimwits who write us asking "Are you really suing people for trademark infringement?" Disaffected college students