The Weather Outside - Glitter bomb Christmas Card

The Weather Outside – Glitter Bomb Christmas Card Santa’s got his list, but you’re about to make history by blowing someone’s Christmas sky high with glitter. Not the nice kind of “aww pretty” glitter, but the kind that clings to their carpet, their cat, and their soul until Valentine’s Day. This Glitter Bomb Christmas Card doesn’t just say “Merry Christmas” - it screams, “Enjoy vacuuming your life for the next three months, asshole.” 👉 If you want to deliver holiday cheer laced with pure chaos, this is the card you need to send right now. Stop pretending you’re shopping for “normal” gifts - this is the move that turns you from boring gift giver to legendary holiday terrorist. Why This Card is the Nastiest Gift of the Season There are Christmas cards, and then there are Christmas war crimes disguised as greeting cards. This one falls in the latter category. From the outside, it looks like a totally innocent, even festive folded greeting card. The front beams “Let It Snow” in cheery ho