Roses Are Red - Shitty Fart Card

Roses Are Red, This Card Smells Like Sh*t Forget flowers, chocolate, or some boring Hallmark nonsense. If you really want to make an impression this Valentine’s Day - or any day, really - you need the Roses Are Red Fart Card. On the outside, it looks like a sweet, romantic greeting. Open it up, and BAM - your nose gets drop-kicked by the nastiest fart spray known to mankind. It’s not a gentle toot. It’s a full-on “did someone eat expired Taco Bell?” stench, packed into an innocent-looking card. 👉 Don’t settle for predictable. If you want to make your partner, your friend, or your unsuspecting victim laugh so hard they gag, send this offensive Valentine card today. Click buy now and secure your crown as the funniest (and pettiest) human alive. Why This Fart Card Is the Gift of Legends Most prank gifts give you a chuckle. This one? It weaponizes romance. You set the stage with a romantic fart joke card that looks cute, thoughtful, and even a little heartfelt. Then, when the recipient op