The Naughty Valentine’s Edible Arrangement: Chocolate Dicks, Gummy Dicks & Chocolate Buttholes

The Naughty Valentine’s Edible Arrangement – Because Roses are Dead and You’re a Menace Forget the tired box of chocolates and wilted roses. If you really want to make someone laugh, blush, and question all their life choices in one bite, you send them The Naughty Valentine’s Edible Arrangement: Chocolate Dicks, Gummy Dicks & Chocolate Buttholes. Yeah, you read that right. It’s not just dessert - it’s a middle finger dipped in cocoa and wrapped in sugar. This isn’t your grandma’s Valentine’s candy. This is handcrafted chaos disguised as confectionery love. You get a “Be Mine” solid milk chocolate dick, a “Nuts About You” dark chocolate dick loaded with crunchy nuts, a set of sinful “Eat Ass” dark chocolate buttholes, and a rainbow of fruity gummy dicks to chew on all night long. Sweet, chewy, nutty, and rude as hell. Packaged together, it’s the most NSFW edible arrangement ever invented - and it ships 100% anonymously. 👉 Stop being boring. Make this Valentine’s one they’ll never sh