Tits Your Birthday - 3D Pop Up Boob Card
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Tits Your Birthday - 3D Pop Up Boob Card

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Tits Your Birthday – 3D Pop Up Boob Card Nothing says “happy birthday” quite like a pair of boobs flying out of a card. Forget boring Hallmark greetings with flowers and cursive nonsense – the Tits Your Birthday 3D Pop Up Boob Card is here to make their special day unforgettable, wildly inappropriate, and absolutely hilarious. 👉 Stop being the person who shows up with some half-assed card and step into legendary territory. This card is guaranteed to steal the spotlight at the party, piss off anyone uptight, and have everyone else rolling with laughter. Why This Card Slaps (Harder Than a Birthday Spank) Regular birthday cards are like cold leftovers – nobody wants them and they get tossed the second they’re opened. This card? It’s a full-on roast wrapped in boobs. The front screams TITS YOUR BIRTHDAY in bold, unapologetic letters, and the inside delivers the knockout punch – 3D pop up boobs ready to jiggle their way into the spotlight. It’s perfect for your best friend who thrives on c

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