You're The Tits - Pop Up Boob Card

You’re The Tits Pop Up Boob Card Let’s be real. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten, and boring Hallmark cards end up in the trash. But a card that literally pops open with a pair of 3D boobs? That’s a gift that keeps giving. The You’re The Tits Pop Up Boob Card is not just a card, it’s a middle finger to boring gifts. It’s loud, it’s cheeky, and it makes the statement that you’ve got a sense of humor and zero shame. This is the kind of card that people remember forever. It’s the card they pull out of the drawer years later and say, “Remember when that psycho sent me a pop up boob card?” Yeah, that’ll be your legacy. So stop being lame. Order now and give the only card that comes with tits built in. Why You Actually Need This Card Because regular cards suck. Nobody reads them. Nobody keeps them. But this? This is an experience. You open it, and bam, tits in your face. It’s funny, inappropriate, and unforgettable all in one. Whether you’re roasting a buddy on their birthday, making your