Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick

Eat a Dick – The Chocolate Dick Solid chocolate. Solid insult. Solid gold prank. You know what’s better than sending someone flowers? Sending them a giant chocolate dick they have to unwrap, stare at, and decide if they’re gonna bite the tip first or go straight for the base. The Eat a Dick – Chocolate Dick is not subtle. It’s not romantic (unless your romance involves filthy jokes). It’s a big, solid, 4-to-5.5 inch chocolate penis made from gluten-free Peruvian cacao, and it shows up in a sleek black box like some luxury jewelry… if the “jewel” was a perfectly molded cocoa cock. And the best part? It ships 100% anonymously. No sender info. No return address. Just pure, edible confusion delivered right to their door. So yeah, if you’ve got a friend, ex, sibling, or Valentine who deserves a big chocolate middle finger, this is it. Smash that Add to Cart button and let the cocoa chaos begin. Why You Need to Send a Chocolate Penis The Chocolate Dick is the perfect edible “F you” for any