The Chocolate Christmas Dick

The Chocolate Christmas Dick Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a mouth full of solid chocolate dick. Tired of giving boring gifts like socks, candles, or that dumb bath set nobody uses? Time to level up your holiday game with something they’ll actually remember – The Chocolate Christmas Dick. This is not some flimsy little novelty candy. We’re talking about a hefty, 5 to 5.5 inch, 4 to 6 oz solid chocolate penis, made with organic ingredients and delivered in a discreet box. Oh, and it has a holiday tagline that reads “Hoe hoe hoe, for the hoe in your life.” Yes, it’s ridiculous. Yes, it’s edible. And yes, it will be the star of your Christmas morning, your white elephant exchange, or that family gift swap you always dread. So if you want to be the MVP of gift giving this year, scroll down and hit Add to Cart. Your friends, your enemies, and maybe even grandma will thank you… eventually. Why You Need a Christmas Dick in Your Life It’s the funniest stocking stuffer ever – N