Father's Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card

Father’s Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card This Father’s Day, forget the socks, ties, and boring mugs. Give Dad the one thing he’s not expecting - a heartfelt “Eat a Dick.” Seriously, why waste your money on a generic card that’s going straight in a drawer? This is the card that makes people choke on their coffee, spit out their beer, and laugh until they cry. It starts off all sweet - “Happy Father’s Day” in a nice, innocent font. He opens it up, probably expecting some sappy “Thanks for everything, Dad” crap. Nope. Big, bold, and beautiful: “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick.” It’s not just a card. It’s a Father’s Day experience. A rollercoaster of emotions in 3 seconds flat. And because we’re all about pranks done right, it ships 100% anonymously. Click Add to Cart now and make Dad’s Father’s Day one for the history books. Why This Card Crushes Every Other Father’s Day Gift Let’s be honest. Father’s Day gifts have been phoned in for decades. Golf tees, grilling tools, and those weird “Best Dad” be