Mother's Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card

Mother’s Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card Happy Mother’s Day? Not this year. This year you’re sending the most savage card on the internet: the Mother’s Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card. Forget the flowers, screw the chocolates, and toss out the sappy Hallmark crap. This card starts sweet… then rips the rug out and hits the reader right in the gut with the punchline: “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick.” This is not your grandma’s card. This is the happy Mother’s Day dick card that doubles as a middle finger in cardstock form. It’s the perfect weapon for pranks, revenge, or just proving you’re funnier than everyone else in the family. Add to Cart now and prepare for the most brutal Mother’s Day laugh in history. Why You Actually Need This Card Because sometimes “Happy Mother’s Day” isn’t enough. Sometimes you want to send something more… memorable. Something that doesn’t get shoved in a drawer and forgotten. This is the card that will have people talking for weeks. Maybe you’ve got a twisted sense of humor