Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb!

Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb! – Because Subtlety is Overrated There are pranks… and then there’s launching a Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb into someone’s life. This bad boy explodes in a shower of tiny white jizz-shaped confetti that gets everywhere. Floors. Counters. Hair. Clothes. Maybe even in their drink if the timing’s right. It’s messy, it’s obnoxious, and it’s so wildly inappropriate that it crosses the line, flips it off, and keeps running. If you want a prank that people will still be finding evidence of weeks later, this is it. Grab one, pick your glitter weapon of choice, and make some poor soul’s day… unforgettable. Why You Need to Send a Jizz Bomb Lasting Impact – The prank doesn’t stop when the tube pops. It lingers. It follows them to the store. It ends up on their couch two months later. Maximum Embarrassment – These aren’t random sparkles. They’re shapes. And everyone will know exactly what they look like. Totally Anonymous – Ships with zero branding, so you can watch the