Spring Loaded Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon Prank

Spring Loaded Poop Emoji Glitter Cannon Prank Because sometimes words just aren’t enough… you have to send someone a face full of sparkly poop. You know that one person who’s been begging for a little “special attention”? Maybe it’s your ex, your roommate who keeps “borrowing” your stuff, or your friend who still owes you $20 from 2017. Now you can give them the ultimate gift - a spring loaded poop emoji glitter bomb that explodes in their face like a brown, sparkly middle finger. This isn’t some sad sprinkle in an envelope. This is a weaponized poop cannon in disguise, locked and loaded to fire an avalanche of glittery turds the moment they crack it open. And the best part? It ships 100% anonymously. You’re the ghost of petty revenge, baby. Order now before you change your mind and settle for something boring. Why This Poop Cannon is a Work of Art in Petty Warfare There are pranks, and then there are pranks. This thing is like the Mona Lisa of revenge gifts. Here’s why: Disguised p