Thought Of You Card
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Thought Of You Card

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The Thought Of You Card: A Pop-Up Dick With Your Name On It Here’s the deal. Normal greeting cards suck. They’re boring, cheesy, and only good for making you feel guilty about tossing them in the trash five minutes later. But this one? The Thought Of You Card is a whole different beast. Because right when your friend thinks they’re getting a sweet “thinking of you greeting card,” BOOM… a dick pops up. That’s right. A 3D penis launches itself into their life like Cupid on crack. If you’ve ever wanted to say “I miss you” but also “go fuck yourself” in the same breath, this is it. It’s the funny thought of you card that does all the heavy lifting for you. Stop sending boring Hallmark crap. Start sending dicks. Click Add to Cart and make someone’s day 100 times more memorable than flowers ever could. Why This Card Exists Because life is too short for serious cards. You don’t need another mushy, glitter-covered “get well soon” or “thinking of you” card. You need something that says, “Hey,

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