Tits The Season Pop Up Boob Card

Deck the Halls with Tits and Giggles You ever open a Christmas card and get smacked in the face with a pair of pop-up boobs? No? Well, welcome to a new holiday tradition, you filthy animal. The Tits The Season Pop Up Boob Card is exactly what your holiday gift list didn’t know it needed. It’s cheerful. It’s cheeky. It’s got 3D boobs inside. And it ships anonymously, so you can make someone’s Christmas weird as hell without ever catching a case of the shame sweats. Give it to your partner. Your best friend. That one pervy cousin. Or just send it to yourself because you’ve earned it, you magnificent holiday gremlin. Click “Add to Cart” and start making Santa’s naughty list look like a damn yearbook. Why This Card is the Breast Gift You’ll Ever Give Listen, Christmas is already weird. Half the music sounds like it was written by horny elves. Everyone’s drinking eggnog out of moose cups. So why not go all in and send someone an adult Christmas card that opens up to a literal pair of 3D po