Tits Your Birthday - 3D Pop Up Boob Card

Tits Out for Your Birthday - A Card That’ll Slap You with a Pair of Papery Jugs You’ve sent flowers. You’ve sent socks. But have you ever sent a pop-up titty ambush straight to someone’s mailbox? Let’s face it - most birthday cards are a one-way ticket to Snoozeville. Same boring jokes, same half-assed messages, and absolutely zero surprise areola. It’s time to drop the nice guy act and deliver a birthday card that’ll get remembered, replayed, and possibly framed next to grandma’s china set. Enter the Tits Your Birthday 3D Pop Up Boob Card. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like - a folded card with a set of pop-up boobs that greet the recipient like “SURPRISE, MOTHERF***ER.” Whether you’re congratulating your best bro, roasting your horny roommate, or just being a loveable menace at your cousin’s bachelorette bash - this is the ultimate adult gag gift. So what are you waiting for? Send some titty love through the mail and ruin someone’s expectations of birthday cards forever. T