T*ts Your Birthday - Never Ending Birthday Card

The Birthday Card That Will Drive Her Insane… in the Funniest Way Possible You know what’s better than buying your friend a cake? Giving her a never ending birthday nightmare disguised as a sweet surprise. The T*ts Your Birthday - Never Ending Birthday Card looks like a regular, harmless card… until she opens it. Then, a sultry female voice starts seductively singing “Tits Your Birthday” on repeat. And it. Does. Not. Stop. We’re talking up to three hours of continuous, cheeky birthday vocals. She can close it, shake it, throw it across the room - the voice just keeps on going like it’s on a mission to burrow into her brain forever. The only way to make it stop? Destroy the card. And even then, she’ll still be laughing about it (and maybe plotting revenge) for months. Click Add to Cart now and make sure this year’s birthday is burned into her memory… in the most ridiculous way possible. Why This Is the Best Birthday Gift She’ll Never Forget Anyone can give flowers, chocolates, or anoth