Christmas + New Year Glitter Card

The Holiday Card That Will Ruin (and Make) Someone’s Christmas and New Year Forget boring Hallmark greetings. The Christmas + New Year Glitter Card is the chaotic cousin who shows up to dinner drunk, loud, and ready to spill tea on the whole family. Except this time, instead of gossip, it’s packing three straight hours of rock ’n’ roll Christmas music and a glitter bomb that explodes like Santa just detonated inside their living room. This isn’t a “Haha, that’s cute” type of prank. This is “Oh my God, why won’t it stop playing and why is there glitter in my coffee?” Click Add to Cart now and send your target into a never-ending holiday hellscape that will haunt them until next December. Why This Card Is the Perfect Holiday Prank Anyone can mail a nice card with a warm holiday message. But where’s the satisfaction in that? The real magic happens when you combine three hours of obnoxious Christmas music with a hidden glitter bomb that waits for the perfect moment to strike. Once they op