Bacon Lube
$9.95
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THE ONE AND ONLYBACON LUBEMASSAGE OIL & PERSONAL LUBRICANTYou've always been a lover of bacon.Now you can be a bacon lover with BaconLube,the world's first bacon-flavored massage oil & personal lubricant.No more horrifying bedroom experiments with actual bacon greaseGently warming so you can avoid those the 3rd degree skillet massage burns as well.Brand New 2.0oz bottle. Water-based, so it cleans up easily with soap & water. Bacon makes everything better!Ingredients: water, glycerin, hydroxyethyl-cellulose, potassium sorbate, sodium sacchrin, artificial flavor, citric acid.Contains no actual bacon. Actually, it's legitimately vegetarian & arguably vegan.
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